Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
Randomize
