And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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