he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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