Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
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like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
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Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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