the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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