If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Buhtt sex?
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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