he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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