I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Rumble strips road head = magical
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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