yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
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your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
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He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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