Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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