i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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