Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
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i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
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I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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