After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
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well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
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Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it