she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Dignity is for republicans.
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Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
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How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.