Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.