I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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