hotel room ftw
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
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She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
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We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
You can't just leave with hair like that
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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