dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
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Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
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Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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