I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
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Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
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DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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