i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
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The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
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I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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