Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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