I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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