Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
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but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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