just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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