Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
The 19 Strangest Things People Use To Get Off
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
These 25 Normal Couples Tried Porn Moves During Sex And It Ended Horribly
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on