I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?