why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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