He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
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It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
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my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I came so hard my ears popped.
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