so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
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I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
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I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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