drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
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IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
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Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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