He uses pillows to masturbate.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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