it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
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this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
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IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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