party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I lost the right to judge tonight
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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