You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
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By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
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I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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