You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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