Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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