You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
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