This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
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Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
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I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I have already put on my inside pants.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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