I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
He literally asked permission to hit on me
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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