Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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