No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
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i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
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I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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