party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
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oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
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I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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