just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
