You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
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"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
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When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
wow bdsm is so cute
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