I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
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Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
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They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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