marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Let's paint friendship bongs
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
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He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
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Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.