dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
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having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
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There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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