Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
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Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
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We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
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