Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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