I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
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Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
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I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
why is half of my head shaved?
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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