I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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