real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
God, I missed his penis.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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