WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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