just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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