He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
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