do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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