He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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