Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Someone came in the potted fern
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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